Super Insults:

Super Insults:

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A letter from a teacher to a par ent:

Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bathe him.

Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him......
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Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son : Don't know 
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also 
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also
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A cute excuse:
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what makes U late if dey were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..
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Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand??
Salesman: Rs.18,000/-
Girl: OMG
Girl: and iphone?? . .
Salesman: OMG + OMG + OMG
Girl: 
Salesman: 😆
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Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why ?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday
I gave him food today he gave me a book
How to Cook !!!  
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Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.

Wife: Kudchitu Vantheingala
Husband : ille maa thaaye

Wife: Kudigara Idiot...appo  yen enn suitcase thorandu vachi type panre....
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Dont laugh alone. Pass it on 